Underhyped finally weighs in on the Mariah Carey nipple slip. The result: Either Mariah Carey’s nipples are really weird and digi, or somebody’s trying to pull the wool over our eyes. Either way, I’ve alerted Awfulplasticsurgery to the the ridiculous and obvious doctoring of these nipples!

But hey, if you find yourself especially intrigued with Mariah’s nipples, you might want to check out Gangsta Kingpin C.J. find love in San Andreas (warning… not safe for children or adults!).

Also, in an Underhyped exclusive, we’ve acquired a picture of a real Mariah Carey nipple slip, and we’ll post it for all of our loyal readers… after the jump!

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According to secret Underhyped sources, Paula Abdul may be nixed from next season’s American Idol, to be replaced by either Whitney Houston or the recently emancipated Mimi.

While the replacements certainly are news to us, Underhyped has been heralding the end of Paula’s reign on American Idol among friends for months now. Unfortunately, if the rumors are to be believed, the folks at AI are looking to repeat the same mistake.

Paula was well past her prime this season, showing off her own unique blend of drugged out and crazy the entire season, talking over and interrupting Simon every time judgments were passed down. So naturally, the best replacement for Paula would be one of two other mentally unstable women who may very well prove as annoying as Paula did this season. Bully for you, AI!

And you were once so savvy.

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