After months of telling everyone around me that David Cross has turned into a washed-up loser, Underhyped has decided that it’s finally time to seal the deal. And so, before you all start screaming about how great Arrested Development is, I just want you to relax, kick back, and have an open mind… about how David Cross is an asshole.
According to secret Underhyped sources, Paula Abdul may be nixed from next season’s American Idol, to be replaced by either Whitney Houston or the recently emancipated Mimi.
While the replacements certainly are news to us, Underhyped has been heralding the end of Paula’s reign on American Idol among friends for months now. Unfortunately, if the rumors are to be believed, the folks at AI are looking to repeat the same mistake.
Paula was well past her prime this season, showing off her own unique blend of drugged out and crazy the entire season, talking over and interrupting Simon every time judgments were passed down. So naturally, the best replacement for Paula would be one of two other mentally unstable women who may very well prove as annoying as Paula did this season. Bully for you, AI!
And you were once so savvy.
