To our readers - who are probably as yet nonexistent - here is the post you have all been waiting for! We still are not done with our site, but why should you doggedly visit our site ten times a day and not see any new content!? We feel the same way. (I personally hate it when nobody sends in any pictures to Awfulplasticsurgery.com for weeks - even though I persist in checking it twice daily. There, progress - we are relating to each other! A true writer-reader bond!) Anyway…

My assistant called me up this morning and was shouting in my ear about Sinead O’ Connor shaving off all of her hair. Known for her beautiful locks and for starring as the object of every postpubescent male’s affection in her movie roles as a child, Sinead has gone the distance and has cut all of her hair off for a movie role. Dedication. D-E-D-I-C-A-T-I-O-N. No other way to put it.

On another note, Sinead bears a striking resemblence to Irish singer/songwriter Natalie Portman, most known for abusing the Pope on TV.