John O’Hurley beware: In continuing Underhyped’s newfound position as center of the showbusiness universe, we’re proud to announce that we’re holding auditions for the newest incarnation of Dancing with the Stars, wherein contestants dance in front of a dilapidated, thirty-year-old limousine all dirty-style outside Underhyped headquarters where, from the existential comfort of Underhyped’s dining room, we will be taping your audition with our middle-end digital camera.

If you’re still not quite sure what we’re looking for, you can check out this sample audition.

While we’re not expecting the entire world to watch, we figure we can still find a good spot for the show on FOX or maybe (fingers crossed) UPN. We’d shoot for PAX with this one, but we realize that the footage is probably a little too racy for the Spy Kids-kid and little Tracy Morgan (that’s right, I’m not even going to mention you, little Reba!).