Though we love frequenting his website, and we do our best to keep our reporting up to the high standards set by Matt Drudge, Underhyped has always had a nagging suspicion that there was something a little strange going on with good ol’ Drudge. The thing is, Matt’s an elusive man, and it’s not easy to put your finger on exactly what it is that drives his reporting. Yes, he’s sometimes shameless, both as a reporter and self-promoter. But he’s also really cool, and he’s seems to be a very snappy dresser (we wouldn’t know for sure, but we’ve always hoped!).

When we flipped our clickers to the Drudge Report this morning, it finally dawned on us. China to send pig sperm into space! (such relish and flair in that exclamation point) Eureka! It’s all starting to come together. We look to the left, and there it is—a familiar, characteristically classy Drudge ad for screensavers flashing between a picture of one sexy lady, and five sexy… kitties? That’s when Underhyped jumped into research mode! In the past month, Underhyped has noticed a steadily increasing amount of animal sex on Drudge Report.

Just last Friday, two beasties within 24 minutes of each other! We’re starting to think you find it less and less sick everyday, Matt. And at this point, we find it pretty hard to believe that it’s really such a shock. We’re not here to judge, and we’re not saying that we know what’s going on in your life right now. I don’t know, buddy, do what you want to, but if you ever want to talk about it, Underhyped is very understanding, and you can contact us any time if you want to talk.

Your friend and (hopefully) confidant,

Underhyped