http://www.underhyped.com Tue, 01 Nov 2005 22:43:43 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en Hello friends, family, and loved ones (all mutually exclusive). I'm sure you've all been terribly lonely lately, what with no new Underhyped posts in ages (what a fantastic blog!), but there is news! Not Underhyped news, really, but news nonetheless. If you're desperate to read some blog posts by ... http://www.underhyped.com/culture/underhyped-hearts-lifehacker/ John O'Hurley beware: In continuing Underhyped's newfound position as center of the showbusiness universe, we're proud to announce that we're holding auditions for the newest incarnation of Dancing with the Stars, wherein contestants dance in front of a dilapidated, thirty-year-old limousine all dirty-style outside Underhyped headquarters where, from the existential ... http://www.underhyped.com/entertainment/dancing-with-the-stars-the-25-cent-lap-dance-edition/ Underhyped headquarters was recently solicited via letter by an enterprising young drug dealer looking to unload co-caine on some of Underhyped's (many) showbusiness friends, which I've taken the time to transcribe for you (or click here for a larger version): Dear XXXX, Hi. My name is Ron XXXXXXX. I sell ... http://www.underhyped.com/entertainment/underhyped-hollywood-drugs-for-your-showbusiness-friends/ I'm logging footage for a reality television vehicle for Ted Nugent called Wanted: Ted or Alive (or What Happens When Reality Television Stops Being Nice and Starts Acting Nuge). E.T. (the Extra Terrestrial) sneaks into the Nuge's attic, where there are two rifles. E.T. takes one of the ... http://www.underhyped.com/entertainment/analyze-this-underhypeds-115th-dream/ After months of telling everyone around me that David Cross has turned into a washed-up loser, Underhyped has decided that it’s finally time to seal the deal. And so, before you all start screaming about how great Arrested Development is, I just want you to relax, kick back, and ... http://www.underhyped.com/entertainment/david-cross-overhyped/ I'll be honest, Underhyped is desperate for a job. We've been applying to four jobs a day off Craigslist for the past month and have gotten absolutely nowhere, except that now our savings is well below the four figure mark, and Underhyped's lease runs out at the end of ... http://www.underhyped.com/entertainment/craigslist-la-zoe-alexander-needs-your-help/ In our ongoing coverage of the Drudge Report's somewhat bizarre relationship with sex, Underhyped is proud to bring you our latest update on the Drudge sex headlines front. While Matt Drudge is limited to very few words with each posting, we can sense an undercurrent of excitement and electricity in his ... http://www.underhyped.com/entertainment/update-drudge-still-weird-about-sex/ We may not be timely on this one, but we're serious about what we do, and there's no way that Underhyped could stumble across this video of Baby Beyonce without passing it on to our loyal readers. So late last night, our conflict began. Do we publish and ... http://www.underhyped.com/entertainment/underhyped-baby-beyonce-steals-our-hearts/ If you live in Los Angeles, you might do yourself well to check out Let's Go! at the UCB theater. It's sketch comedy written by up-and-comers Paul Rust and Neil Campbell. Stop by for a night of videos, sketches, and maybe even a song or two. Reserve your ... http://www.underhyped.com/entertainment/to-do-lets-go-to-the-ucb-theater/ Breaking news on the Michael Jackson front---a recent article in a German newspaper reports that Joe Jackson has announced that his son Michael will soon be moving to Germany. From Reuters: "Michael Jackson is going to become a Berliner!" Bild wrote on top of its front page. "His father is ... http://www.underhyped.com/entertainment/michael-jackson-leaving-us-dorky-europeans-more-loving/